Smooth As A Baby's Bottom

Nathan likes lotion. His mom has chronic dry skin, and regularly lubes up with a variety of fragrant lotions. Nathan likes to put lotion on himself like mommy does. That's fine most of the time. I even share my lip balm with him (Is that how I got sick?) But Sunday, Nathan climbed up to the diaper changing supplies in the boys' room and secured a different tube of "lotion", which he proceeded to apply to his face. Some say that diaper rash ointment actually helps with wrinkles, but I just don't really care for the smell of A&D on my son's face. I guess I should be glad he didn't think it was toothpaste.