Streaking

Nathan was strolling through the house, "naked as a jay-bird", last week after his bath. ("Oh, yes, they call him the Streak!") I looked up from working at the computer to see 'His Royal Nakedness' flash by. "Nathan! Why are you running around naked?" He ran back to me, threw his hands in the air, and replied, "Because I'm not dressed yet!" (Like, duh, Dad!)